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“I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! That’s bad! Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick! I’m so mean I make medicine sick! Bad, bad, fast. Last night I cut the lights out in my bedroom, hit the switch, was in the bed before the room was dark, fast. And you George Foreman, all you chumps are gonna bow when I whup him, all of ya! I know you got ‘em, I know you got ‘em picked, but the man is in trouble. I’m gonna show you how great I am!”

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